lets talk about WATER first. when i got home. it started raining. again. earlier claudia offered me an umbrella but i didnt take, thinking that i would get home in time. so now im a THIRD drenched with RAIN WATER a THIRD drenched with sweat.

EARTH well i dunno how to use what element but this seems best. sO: i was wlaking through the carpark, calling my miad to make lunch beofrehand, and i saw my phone screen had a CRACK. something must have hit it pretty hard -- maybe an excuse for a NEW PHONE.

FIRE on the candles. yes, it pewps birthday. woot woot. Pau's Bdae = no cash for me. 2.3o gone to that fat pooh bear.

DIVORCE??
all of us know Mrs JHung is going to get a divorce, our new layer/attorney: Genevieve and Eunice have agreed. i got the file already, so here is the really short "agreement":

Divorce Agreement
Lawyers in charge: Eunice and Genevieve.
Main Info: Mr Hung has appealed for a divorce with his wife, Mrs Hung
the names below are to be said, when they are not married (eg MISS)
the middle name of Mr Hung is PRIVATE

Mr William Hung **, hereby declares a divorce with his current spouse, Miss Cheong Hui Shyuan.

Mdm Cheong will be left with 2 Million dollars to fend for herself and the developing baby.

As regarding the child, Mdm Cheong and Mr Hung are the lawful parents of him/her. But Mr Hung insists that Mdm Cheong become the official custodian of the unborn child, and has already appealed on this matter.

Mdm Cheong will no longer be able to care about Mr Hung's personal matters, nor harass him with money problems, personal problems, or anything else.

In other words, both mr Hung and Mdm Cheong will severe all ties with each other, just like strangers, forever. Unless well, they get married, again, or Mr Hung decides to be friends with her.

If the following participants who are involved agree, please sign below:

_____________________
Miss Genevieve (surnames taken out of internet version for safety)
Lawyer/Attorney

___________________________________
Miss Eunice
Lawyer/Attorney

___________________________________
Mr Hung
"husband"

___________________________________
Mdm Cheong
"wife"

___________________________________
Miss Elizabeth
Private Eye

___________________________________
Miss Claudia
Matchmaker

___________________________________
Miss Claire
Therapist/Doctor/Counseller



The end. lolz.
If anyone has better suggestions for the "HUSBAND" and "WIFE" part please post in chatbox, and if you can rewrite the appeal more "COURT"-ish, well be GLAD

Lizzi