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an ordinary miracle

Lizzi aKa blogskinner, keychain rapist, imcompetent prefect, adj adj stupid prefect, weirdo, fashionista

flowers are sweet,
pink is ADDICTIVE.
music is a passion, not a love or like.
an apocalypse is the end of the world.
how dreary .

tagboard
quit being so demure


links
my darlings

Hui shyuan
Crystal
Megan+ACM+Amanda
Eunice Yau
FreeRice
Jia Wen
Maniacal Meandearings
Marcia Lee
Marcia + Wen Xin
4p 07
Sabrina
Sinead
The Cheese Delight
Victoria

credits
i'd like to thank

Design: parading sentiments .
Resources: headlock.ws 3zehn.org

Thursday, April 10, 2008
2:40 AM
Changed Blog

yes im shifting blogs. reasons are somewhat below. click on the last link :DD

1st blog

blah blah. if you wanna read old posts go here. tagboard stills there. dont worry. and some lame music as well.

2nd blog

the blog you are viewing now. some crap :DD

3rd blog

EASIER TO SPELL LINK: www.theselfproclaimed.blogspot.com its not THESE ELF PROCLAIMED ok!!! its The Self Proclaimed. anyways, post go there now : DD

Tuesday, April 8, 2008
6:30 PM
water, earth, fire and DIVORCE ??

lets talk about WATER first. when i got home. it started raining. again. earlier claudia offered me an umbrella but i didnt take, thinking that i would get home in time. so now im a THIRD drenched with RAIN WATER a THIRD drenched with sweat.

EARTH well i dunno how to use what element but this seems best. sO: i was wlaking through the carpark, calling my miad to make lunch beofrehand, and i saw my phone screen had a CRACK. something must have hit it pretty hard -- maybe an excuse for a NEW PHONE.

FIRE on the candles. yes, it pewps birthday. woot woot. Pau's Bdae = no cash for me. 2.3o gone to that fat pooh bear.

DIVORCE??
all of us know Mrs JHung is going to get a divorce, our new layer/attorney: Genevieve and Eunice have agreed. i got the file already, so here is the really short "agreement":

Divorce Agreement
Lawyers in charge: Eunice and Genevieve.
Main Info: Mr Hung has appealed for a divorce with his wife, Mrs Hung
the names below are to be said, when they are not married (eg MISS)
the middle name of Mr Hung is PRIVATE

Mr William Hung **, hereby declares a divorce with his current spouse, Miss Cheong Hui Shyuan.

Mdm Cheong will be left with 2 Million dollars to fend for herself and the developing baby.

As regarding the child, Mdm Cheong and Mr Hung are the lawful parents of him/her. But Mr Hung insists that Mdm Cheong become the official custodian of the unborn child, and has already appealed on this matter.

Mdm Cheong will no longer be able to care about Mr Hung's personal matters, nor harass him with money problems, personal problems, or anything else.

In other words, both mr Hung and Mdm Cheong will severe all ties with each other, just like strangers, forever. Unless well, they get married, again, or Mr Hung decides to be friends with her.

If the following participants who are involved agree, please sign below:

_____________________
Miss Genevieve (surnames taken out of internet version for safety)
Lawyer/Attorney

___________________________________
Miss Eunice
Lawyer/Attorney

___________________________________
Mr Hung
"husband"

___________________________________
Mdm Cheong
"wife"

___________________________________
Miss Elizabeth
Private Eye

___________________________________
Miss Claudia
Matchmaker

___________________________________
Miss Claire
Therapist/Doctor/Counseller



The end. lolz.
If anyone has better suggestions for the "HUSBAND" and "WIFE" part please post in chatbox, and if you can rewrite the appeal more "COURT"-ish, well be GLAD

Lizzi

3:25 AM
jogging on the spot.. IN THE SHOWER??

yes, i was bathing, then i decided since i couldnt go downstairs and jog (im getting so so fat), i decided to jog on the spot ON TIP TOE in the shower. so water was like pouring down, and i was just jogging on the spot. 1111 steps. lolz. never enough for napfa, but good start since theres a time constraint. maybe you should try it. i dont feel breathless (maybe all the water OXYGEN!) just my stomachs pain. all the CHEMICAL POTENTIAL ENERGY IS GONE. lolz. comment on what you think : DD

Lizzi
new layout and cbix colorz

Monday, April 7, 2008
12:09 AM
i can hold a grudge

yes, i can hold a grudge.. pretty damn well. I usually take all the "i hate yous" and "dun wanna talk to you" etc lightly when im in a good mood. otherwise, i will hold you true to your words. example: end of CL lesson, HS went "i dun wnana talk to you!" fine. understood? yes, im a horrible eprson and you don wanna be friends with me. so i didnt talk to her. In a bus, or anywhere.
So there, the rules of friendship are laid out. doing some rethinking?

anyways, on to more "pressing" matters. today, there was the IT quiz thingy, and all the questions were so easy. well except for a FEW. 6r won. yipyip. anyways.. then during HCL enrichment, we were doing zi mi.. and then i shall describe WHAT REALLY HAPPENED so there is no opinion = therefore no slander! another form of "gossip".

Me: trying to remember how to write a single word.. and contributed NOTHING. lolz
Claire: thankfully knew most of the words.
Cecilia: knew a few..
Claudia: raising the paper when we were done..
Marianne: nothing but sit on her chair.

Ok, so we ended up with 15 points, and so did dawn's group, so we had to explain some chinese words, and Joanne picked Claire, someone picked MARCIA, gen picked ME, and HS picked CLAUDIA.

by the way, remember HS's william hung thingy? we added more "INTERESTING" plots to the storyline. part of why HS didnt want to talk to me. im cool with that:

Mr. Hung (we shant put who is supposed to play that role) marries HS, (yes, underage marriage), so HS becomes Mrs Hung. then, she gets pregnant with his baby (and yes, we are dumb and have absolutely nothing better to do than these stupid stuff). then, Mr. HUNG doesnt want her anymore {shes boring}, so he is planning to DUMP her. Luckily, Lizzi the wonderful private eye finds out and tells HS's matchmaker named Claudia, who then asks Lizzi to spy on Mr. Hung's brother, Mr Hung.(no 2) {we shant tell who is the person who wonderfully INSPIRED this role as well} lizzi finds out that Mr. Hung LIKES soon-to-be Mdm Cheong (aKa HS or Mrs Hung) and wants to Marry her. (therefore she will still be Mrs Hung. hhee). Unfortunately, Mdm Cheong-to-be is DEVASTATED at this news and becomes very ANGRY. therefore, a THERAPIST named CLAIRE is hired to help her. But she still seems overly MAD, so we employed 2 bodyguards by the name of Joanne and Sha Men. lets all hope she recovers soon. Btw, she will become the youngest, pregnant, widow in the world! WOOT!

anyways.. advertisemnt: HS is getting BORING, who would like to come up and volunteer themselves to be the NEXT MRS HUNG and receive special priviledges such as.. 2 free bodyguards, 1 free therapist, 1 free private eye and 1 free matchmaker. or not, Sha Men will ebcome the NEXT MRS HUNG.. and we will have to find a replacement for a bodyguard. BTW> you can nominate ANYONE but the private eye, matchmaker and therapist (they are ESSENTIAL). enjoy. haha

Lizzi

Saturday, April 5, 2008
8:15 AM
merciless

guess what? i just played the friggin furelise whole song by beethoven 12 friggin times. dam damn damn. my legs and fingers are pain. and my dad made me do that just because i didnt eat the sick fish my maid cooked. siiick.

anyways, i went shopping just now, it was meant to be dinner only, but we ended up at Plaza Singapura. and guess what? CHOMEL HAD A MOVING OUT SALE. damn damn. the prices were so damn cheap.. everything (bracelets, earrings, necklaces) ranged from $5-$9. SO DAMN CHEAP. i didnt dare ask my mom for too much so i just bought one $9 bracelet. pics below: (remember to read AFTER The pics as well)



I HAVE SUCH GOOD TASTE :DD


slightly BLUR close up


It on my pretty pretty hand?!!!


then we went to Times Bookstore, and i got my ERP book, the diary of a young girl, Anne Frank. HS said it would be boring, but it isnt. quite nice actually. its not your typical biography. its interesting : DD anyways, not everyone's life is exceptionally exciting EVERYDAY. pics below.

The Front]

Byebye

Friday, April 4, 2008
1:41 AM
Keychain Rapist

err, so we had the WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD motivational talk thingy and the guy kept saying he was HANDSOME. eep. anyways, after that, we trooped out and went to the busst0p/ Pekkie, Me, Hs and Jaclyn went hoem with the bus 67. oh right., while walking out i realised something:

Claudia - George Bush
Jaclyn - obama
Eunice - Hillary Clinton
Kimberly (i think) - Britney

then on the bridge, HS got her nickname.. William Hung! ahhaha. i have none. pekkie too. then on the bus i touched.. TOUCHED ONLY jaclyn's keychain and she called me a KEYCHAIN RAPIST> OMG OMG OMG. then hs touched and she got it too. haa. i shall take the liberty to put a section on the left to write my given nicknames. nothing much. and jaclyn said something:

Amanda, Allison and someone were table, waterbottle and sth rapist.

i finished the coding, take a peek: HERE i havent changed the credits accordingly yet, only the main css and coding is done. hehe. no copying. adieu.

Slacker Lizzi

Thursday, April 3, 2008
2:19 AM
drenched. without an umbrella

well, so after Math Olympaid i trodded around the school for 10 friggin mintues looking for hs. i called her 3 times, then when i SMSed, then she called back. sighs. waste $$$> and sommore i need CASH. then so we took a bus, and suddenly HS wanted to go 7-11, so we went bought some stuff and left. AND JSUT AFTER HS left the bus, the bus stopped for like 5 mins. seemed like some person on a bike ran out of battery so a car stopped to help recharge it. then they found out (OBVIOSU) that there was a really long bus filled with people waiting ofr them. and when i got to my stop. it started raining. and i didnt bring a frggin damn umbrella (xcuse the coarse language) so i ran in the rain, and im soaked. maybe 2moro i dont have to go to school? YAYYA! anyways, i made a new layyie, PINK! im totally in love with this colour now. im going to code HS's Indulgence soon, im just lazy. bear with me!!! i love to procrastinate apologies hs. anyways, i will spso the preview again cause it didnt work. and note: this layotu isnt gonna go on my accnt. now.. ya, enjoy, comment.. and sth. ahhehehehe. well,bhbye. maybe 2night?

SNEAK PREVIEW

adieu, lizzi